*A bunch of strange looking people are seated at a long clothe covered table with microphones in front of them. Some look excited, others look agitated and confused and one looks…hungry. The questioning begins…*

1. Alright, tell the audience who you are?
- *First speaker shifts uncomfortably and tests the mike with his figure causing a loud ringing noise to pierce the ear drums of those near by. Everyone glares at him. He then lets out a string of mumbled apologies before quickly stating his name in a rather pleasant, youthful voice* I’m um…uhhh…Riley…Emerson Chambers…
- *The second speaker leans forward off his seat and smirks into the mike and introduces himself in a cocky teenage tone* Brendon Aleric here…that’s right single ladies…*runs hand through hair and winks at audience* That’s Brendon. Giovanni. Aleric...
- *The third speaker rolls his eyes and leans forward slowly, not bothering to make eye contact with anyone. (he’s probably wondering why he’s here) He introduces himself in a bored sounding voice with an aristocratic British accent.* Lezlie Cornelius Lansing…
- *The forth speaker brushes her bangs out of her face and announces her name in a cheery voice with a heavy Australian accent* Samantha Madison Harper. Hi everybody! (A love struck sigh is released from the occupant of seat number two.)
- *The fifth speaker smiles big and speaks in a clear voice* I’m Leon Kazuko but please, call me Le.

2. Thanks, what do you do for a living?
- Riley- Uhhh…I work for Mr. Lansing.
- Brendon- I’m like, a friggen AWESOME superhero, an I work for no one but meh bad self.
- Lez- *Leans forward again slowly* The aspiring corpse works for me and I run his life and practically every one else’s… *ignores Brendon flipping him off*
- Sam- *Snaps out of day dream and laughs into mike* Oh, I’m a mortician and sort of an anatomy specialist.
- Leon- I’m Lez’s second in command and my job is basically to carry out his orders. *talks using his hands like he’s explaining things to kindergarteners*

3. How old are you?
- Riley- I don’t know…Sam says I’m probably around seventeen or something…
- Brendon- Yeah well that’s great little buddy… *slaps Riley’s back, knocking him forward* …but I’m what little boys like you’d call a man. I may look smexy and eighteen but I’m most likely older then all of you, heh. *Riley gives him a confused and slightly worried stare while Brendon continues to smile cheezily*
- Lezlie- I’m fifty-two and please, no idiotic remarks concerning my youthful appearance…I am not in my early twenties and I’m not interested in what surprises any of you.
- Sam- I just turned twenty-one and that makes me an official adult! *Brendon comments on liking older women in the background*
- Leon- I’m twenty-six…and still single… *sigh*

4. What's your height and nationality?
- Riley- I’m 6/3 and I um…don’t remember…
- Brendon- Yeah, no need to get all egotistical on us, you freakish spectacle of nature. Jeesh *mutters under breath*…I’m 5/7…and I don’t know where I come from either…
- Lezlie- I’m 5/5 ½ and I came here from the United Kingdom…I don’t know why I’m telling you this…this is moronic…
- Sam- I’m 5/5 and from Australia…lol, but you probably figured that one out already. *Starts cackling and snorting*
- Leon- I’m 5/9 and I’m half Sioux Indin.

5. Are you dating anyone special?
- Riley- Not really…
- Brendon- Sort of, well maybe not EXACTLEY “dating” but we’re almost there…I mean, psh, we’re like best friends…we even like the same toppings on our pizza…we’re practically married…*grin*
- Lezlie- No.
- Sam- Nope, I’m enjoying the single life. I plan on focusing on my work for the next few years… *Brendon in the background in a high pitch voice: “Years?”*
- Leon- Nah, don’t really have time for a life. *gazes off into the distance*

6. What's the craziest thing you've ever done in your life?
- Riley- Uhhh…well I- *is interrupted by Brendon*
- Brendon- Che. I’ve had to put up with just about EVERYTHING crazy you can think of… *glares at Lez; left eye twitching slightly*
- Lezlie- *ignore Brendon* I supposed the most “insane” thing I can recall doing is allowing the living dead to reside in my home…heaven knows what I was thinking…
- Sam- I taught an invisible rat to respond to only music created by Mozart isn’t that right Spice… *Starts cooing to an unseen thing in her lap* … Aww…that’s a good boy, I wuv you little Spicy, Spice, yes I do… (Brendon curses the invisi-rat)*
- Leon- Um, signing up to work under Lez, Heheheheh *stops laughing immediately when Lez turns a cold glare his direction*

7. What's the worst thing you've ever done in your life?
- Riley- Well…*thinks hard*…I suppose it would be- *is interrupted again by Brendon*
- Brendon- The worst I ever did was...never mind, I don’t want to talk about it, I may punch someone…*Riley leans away and about falls off chair*
- Lezlie- I’ll pass as well.
- Sam- Hmmm *thinks for a good couple minutes* When I had to stab my sister in the heart to save her from…oops, can’t tell trade secrets now can we? Lol!
- Leon- I guess deciding to pick a fight with Desmond in the creepy tomb underneath the graveyard…he just plain scare’s me…

8. Do you regret anything?
- Riley- I regret losing my memory.
- Brendon- Hmm, the same thing to a point but I also regret not saving my brother in time before he got paralyzed. *make’s a heart shape with his hands and mouths the words ‘luv ya Parker’ to the screen*
- Lezlie- …I’d rather not talk about it…
- Sam- Um…nope…
- Leon- Let’s see…I regret…wait…I think that’s kinda inappropriate…

9. Who is your best friend?
- Riley- Um, well my best friend used to be Jackaline…
- Brendon- B.F.F’s all the way Sam!!!
- Lezlie- This is juvenile…*folds arms over chest in an annoyed manner*
- Sam- Oh defiantly Spice…and then Brendon I guess!
- Leon- Probably Lez…we’re around each other ALL the time…*receives weird looks from everyone*

10. What's your favorite food?
- Riley- Well…Vampires drink blood sooo…
- Brendon- Blood is good but I love whole milk best!
- Lezlie- What are these questions for? Who’s in charge, I would like a word the director of operations here-? *Leon motions for him to sit back down and relax and he complies with frustration* Oh fine, whatever, I prefer Seafood…
- Sam- Suuuger…
- Leon- I actually go for Italian, I like noodles. Ok, so now I’m hungry and there’s no food here…great…

11. Favorite Drink?
- Riley- Um…blood…again? Can I say the same thing twice?
- Brendon- M.I.L.K…spell it and love it. *winks*
- Lezlie- Earl grey tea with two teaspoons of sugar and one teaspoon of creamer…as if anyone cares…
- Sam- Oh hahah, coffee, definitely…
- Leon- Yep, I’m with Sam on this one, coffee’s good.

12. Favorite type of music?!
- Riley- Um…I enjo- *is interrupted…again…by Brendon*
- Brendon- He likes emo crap…I like rock and the classics ya know?
- Lezlie- Classical…
- Sam- Anything with a catchy beat that I can move too. Like the Killers…
- Leon- Rap. Don’t hate.

13. Are you more of a diva or do you roll out of bed and say "whatever"?
- Riley- what’s a diva?
- Brendon- It’s obvious that Riley’s gay, he’s always staring at me, I know he wants me…I mean I just wake up and look this good. *his hair is sticking up in random areas as he speaks* *Riley rolls his eyes*
- Lezlie- I always make sure to appear presentable…
Sam- It depends on what day of the week it is, Mondays are the worst….I hate them…
- Leon- I like to look nice I guess…I mean I DO still need a girlfriend…

14. What kind of car do you drive?
- Riley- I don’t have a car…and I don’t know if I’ve ever driven one…
- Brendon- Lez won’t let me drive his…or even let on to where his garage is...he’s waaay over dramatic…he won’t even let me SEE his keys…
- Lezlie- Leon usually drives me around in his S.U.V…
- Sam- I have my motorcycle. It’s fast…
- Leon- My awesome shiny black S.U.V that was free from the company!

15. What's something you always wanted to do?
- Riley – Um, this is kinda silly, but I’ve always wanted too- *is interrupted by…well, you know*
- Brendon- Buy my own wood chipper! There are so many things you could do with one of those! *leans back in seat and crosses arms behind head* the options are E.N.D.L.E.S.S.
-Lezlie- To find the d*** cure to reverse the effect of the undead venom.
- Sam- *is humming to herself…or maybe to Spice…who no one can see* Oh. I guess I’d like to visit the underground labyrinth in the Mediterranean…
- Leon- It’d be cool get a better stereo for my vehicle.

16. Name three things you want to do before you die.
- Riley- Well, one- *…Brendon…again…*
- Brendon- One, find out who killed my parents. Two, kick the living crap out of that sadistic gay pedophile, Dante, WHO HAD BETTER NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY BABY BROTHER INAPRPRIATELY!!! …Ehem…and three…I wanna marry Sam…*blushes*
- Lezlie- I want to retire and live the rest of my life in peace with my daughter…and that’s really all want to do before I die…
- Sam- Aww…isn’t Mr. Lansing so sweet. Well, anyway, I would like to get a better apartment, perfect my magic skills and discover a knew species of fungi.
- Leon- One, get a girlfriend. Two find Lez a girlfriend…*gets glared at by Lez* …or boyfriend…whatever…you…go for…*is still getting glared at* …do you even like...like people in general…*still with the glaring* …oooook…guess not…I totally could’ve called that one but I didn’t…heheh…heh…anyway, three I want a new pair of shades because Brendon says the ones I have now look like ‘eighties crap’ I think is the way he worded it…

17. Do you have any enemies?
- Riley- Alexander Artamin…he’s a terrible person…*he worded that waaay too nice*
- Brendon- *Seethes under breath* …urgh…Dante…and Stupid Alex Artamin.
- Lezlie- Mr. Artamin and occasionally the rest of the human race…
- Sam- Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…My mother because of what she did to my twin sister and me…and Alexander…
- Leon- Whoever Lez’s enemy is at the time…and let me tell you…there’s ALWAYS somebody…heh.

18. Do you have a criminal record and what for if you do?
- Riley- I don’t think so…you know? I dunno…
- Brendon- Heck yes! For like even existing and doing my heroic duties…I just never get caught *shrugs*
- Lezlie- I suppose I’ve driven over the speed limit on occasion…*is so lying….he’s done worse; like maybe driving over the speed limit whilst firing a sniper rifle out the passenger’s seat window…*
- Sam –I got arrested once for breaking and entering but Brendon bailed me out and it really wasn’t my fault, I was chasing done an undead and well you know how that goes *laugh/snorts/sigh*
- Leon- Thaaat’s…confidential…

19. What's something that no one knows about you, not even your closest friends?
-Riley- Well, I guess that I’ve- *…*
-Brendon -That he’s always liked Jackaline and that he talks in his sleep…heh…*Riley in the background: heeey…* Mine I can’t tell you…duh…sucks to be Riley…
- Lezlie- *unnerving silence* … *they finally decide to pass Lez*
- Sam- The identity of my birth father…
- Leon- That I actually enjoy wearing an apron. *???*

20. Do you have any pets?
- Riley- No.
- Brendon- Not right now, Parker has a cat named Cali…
- Lezlie- No, only two pains in the hindquarters…*both Brendon and Riley roll their eyes*
- Sam- Yes, I have Spice! *starts doing the creepy baby talking to, well…the ‘nothing’ in her lap again*
- Leon- I want a German Sheppard puppy…but Lez say’s no…